just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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