the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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