I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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