Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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