Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
