To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
