she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Randomize