I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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