woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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