I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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