i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
too bad you live with your parents still
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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