I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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