I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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