Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
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