We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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