Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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