Me too!
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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