Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
