I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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