just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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