So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
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