Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
It's blow job season.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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