just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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