The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
two words: eviction party
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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