Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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