Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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