no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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