In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I just googled if crying burns calories
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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