Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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