Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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