that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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