I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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