I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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