guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
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