I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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