Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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