her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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