Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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