Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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