Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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