thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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