I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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