I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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