do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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