Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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