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Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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