Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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