there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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