it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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