I have demons in me.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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